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Prejudiced Blog

Beware of http://sixthcolumn.blogspot.com/2006/01/remembering-islam-101.html

He is prejudiced against muslims and even though his blog is titled: Remembering Islam, 101

he speaks harshly against Islam

If you have time plzz comment on his post so we can prove that Islam is a religion of Peace.

Empress 3

posted by Empress @ 1:43 AM 0 comments

Things to do in an Elevator

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Blow your nose and offeryour kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, all of you just shut UP! Whistle
Sell cookies.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Empress.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
Do Yoga exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, motion sickness!
continually push the buttons.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
Start a sing-along.
Play the harmonica.
Say Ding! at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
Blow bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.

LOOOOOOOOOL nihahaa EMPRESS 3

posted by Empress @ 2:45 AM 2 comments

A Bunch of Fun Things to do in a Traffic Jam

Excellent If you go to Hawally every morning :D
stuck in traffic... well don't just sit there !!

Honk your horn
Sing to the song on the radio
Sing to the song on the radio of the car beside you
Make up your own song to sing
6al3aw raskom min iltanta o '3anaw (it is suggested that you try everything else on this list before you try this one!)
Play the drums on the steering wheel along with the song
Lay the seat back down until it is horizontal and do sit-ups
Use your windscreen washer until it runs out of water
Get out of your car and jog in circles around it, occasionally pausing and leaning on the surrounding cars to stretch your calf muscles
Get out of your car, shout "Taxi!" and then stand waiting for one.
Drive backwards and forwards in the space you have until your car runs out of petrol
Jump out of your car and shout "Everbody slow down! You're freaking me out!" (It's best to look really upset for this one)
Get out of your car, walk to the car in front of you and ask the driver if you can join them. Regardless of their response, get in the car and start talking about the most annoying subject you can think of until they kick you out. Repeat this process with every car in front of yours. When you reach the car at the front of the line, kick the driver out and drive off >
Ask the driver of each car if they want their windscreen washed for 20 KD If they do, reach in and turn on their windscreen wipers .
Startplaying the theme from Mission Impossible and run between the cars, occasionally diving to the ground and rolling underneath them. When the song ends, casually walk back to your car and get in, acting as though it wasn't you
Sit on your head
If you have electric windows, wind the window up and down continuously, all the time watching it as if it's possessed
If you have an international radio, select a foreign channel like Chinese and listen carefully
Climb onto the roof of your car and start reading the newspaper to the cars behind you. If you don't have a newspaper, use your car's manual
Pretend you're Michael Schumacher (include sound effects)
Throw up, then blame it on the guy in front of you
Pretend you are a helicopter
Write a suicide note, randomly pick a car, give the note to the driver and then lie in front of their car
Snore
Sit calmly in your car and then act as if the car's been rear-ended (throw yourself about in the car) and then abuse the guy behind you and complain about the damage
Practice your opera singing
If you have a mobile phone, find a vehicle with a phone number on it and dial that number
Walk through the cars and laugh at anyone driving cars such as Volvos, etc
Get out of your car and run screaming from the giant alien spaceships that just began blowing up the nearby buidings
Turn off your air conditioning (if you have it!) and find another car that has it and share with the driver your theory of relativity
Drink plenty of fluids and then run through the cars asking each driver "can I use your toilet?"
Get out of your car, find a nearby phone booth, change into your superman costume and fly off into the sky
Let the air out of the tyres of the car next to yours, breathing it in as it comes out. Then try and blow it back up again
Get in the car next to yours, sneeze then get out
Using any object that even closely resembles a microphone, start interviewing the other drivers about an imaginary crime
Flick your headlights on & off
Pretend you're driving a monster truck and attempt to drive over all the cars in front of you.
See how many other cars your keys will unlock/start (Ra-1 u know what i mean)
Swap number plates with the car in front
If there is a limo nearby, ask them if you can watch TV with them. If they decline, then bend their TV antenna
Pick a fight with another driver, when he gets out of his car, lock the door, close it and run
Find some people having a domestic argument, watch them until they are finished, applaud, tell them how enjoyable watching them was and then go back to your car and try to re-enact it

LOL EMPRESS 3

posted by Empress @ 2:26 AM 1 comments

Bad Movie Titles

These titles to avoid were sent to me :-

Liar, Liar II: Pants on Fire"

"Florist Gump" --Forest Gump

"Honey, the Profits are Shrinking" --Honey I shrunk the Kids

"Missionary Position: Impossible" --Mission Impossible

If U get the joke then Good 4 U
EMPRESS 3

posted by Empress @ 2:19 AM 0 comments

Listmania !!

The Inevitable Laws of Work


If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
The more you put up with, the more you are going to get.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.
Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
You are always doing something stupid when the boss drops by your desk.
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Following the rules will not get the job done.
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by asking your boss ,
"How would the you handle this?"
No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

EMPRESS 3

posted by Empress @ 2:13 AM 0 comments

Facts You Don't Need to Know

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and it can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "LA"
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.
When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z; hence the name "OZ".
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

:D:D:D:D Empress3

posted by Empress @ 2:09 AM 1 comments

I'm 21 !! :)

posted by Empress @ 4:16 AM 8 comments

Shop till ya drop

Hi everyone it's me Empress3,
I just wanted to reflect on something that happened to me yesterday:-

I was in my grandma's house the day before and we stayed up late I slept about 4 hours ONLY all night. Anyway, the next day I came home and my mom wanted to go out and needed my help-
I was tired and had planned on going to bed- but something inside made me feel bad about not going with her-- So I told her "ok fine I'll go bas shno ra7 a7a9il min 7a6al3a"--I wanted her to say something like I'll take you out to dinner later or anything like that--bas ihya galatly "bit7a9leen ajir-matadreen ina aljana ta7ta agdam alomahat??"

Her answer was like a slap in my face :P
so what if I'm tired? so what if I had other plans?If I can get to heaven by just pushing trolleys for my mom- Well great give me all the trolleys u got !!


just wanted to tell all u ppl out there:- do what your moms say they can get u to Heaven and u only got one mom-

I really love mine :D

Cut your mom's some slack so your kids will too in the future
kama tadeen todan


Empress3

posted by Empress @ 2:38 AM 1 comments

Who's Empress 2 :)

Elsalam alykm. Hi everyone and welcome to the "R" Empire :)

As u may have read in the constitution of the "R" Empire, the empire or so called the "blog" is ruled by two Empresses, that's me, Empress 2, and my younger sister, Empress 3. I love purple and she loves green that's why the crown's jewels are of those two colors. You might wonder why the Empire is all green then. It's not a conquest. That's only because I'm so kind and allowed Empress 3 to choose the color of the background. But I might change it later ;) You might also wonder why we aren't Empress 1 and 2 and the reason of that is that we have an elder sis who's supposed to be Empress 1, but she preferred to have the title of (Queen) several years ago and has a blog of her own. Don't you ask of the reason of that coz we won't tell you :p

I'd like to tell a few things about me. I have a bachelor degree in Mass Communications, have just started studying in a master program and is looking for a job. I love reading, photography, and designing graphics and was fond of arts and crochet in a part of my life. Most importantly, I'm going to turn 21 tomorrow and have a lot of plans which I might tell you of in my next post.

I'm a person who believes that each person is unique, whether with good or bad attitudes and habits. I think that each person is responsible of what he does and what his life turns into and never find it reasonable when people through the responsibility of their faults or failures on other people or on "life"! I believe that when a person finds a dream in side his heart, he shouldn't ever let it go because dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrows grow :)

Wish you all the best and glad to have you in the "R" Empire!

Empress 2

posted by Empress @ 11:29 AM 4 comments

The Constitution of the R Empire

We suggest that anyone who is willing to enter this Empire should read this Constitution first for it explains our terms and agreements.

The Constitution of The "R" Empire
We hereby draft our constitution January 26, 2006

The Constitution of the "R" Empire:
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the bands which have connected him/her with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men/women are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

--That to secure these rights, we will list them now:

1-This Empire is ruled by two "R" empresses (her highness Empress 2 and her highness Empress 3).

2-Though they are governed by a close sisterhood each Empress will be free to rule her part of the Empire freely and is not responsible for any actions or words done by the other empress.

3-Even though the Empress 2 comes before Empress 3 that does not mean that she is superior to Empress 3 in any way ; both are unique Empresses but these numbers are only so that the dwellers in the "R" Empire can distinguish between them.

4-That as Free and independent Empresses, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent rulers may of right do.

5-The two Empresses are allies even though their actions or views may differ, even though they may choose to write in different languages or ways they are governed by the sisterhood and intend to stay that way.

6-New laws may be added to the constitution in the future, if agreed on by the two Empresses.


And for the support of this Constitution, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
The signers of the Constitution are represented as follows:

Empress2 and Empress3

"Long live the "R" Empire !"

posted by Empress @ 5:00 AM 2 comments