The Sisterhood

A Bunch of Fun Things to do in a Traffic Jam

Excellent If you go to Hawally every morning :D
stuck in traffic... well don't just sit there !!

Honk your horn
Sing to the song on the radio
Sing to the song on the radio of the car beside you
Make up your own song to sing
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Play the drums on the steering wheel along with the song
Lay the seat back down until it is horizontal and do sit-ups
Use your windscreen washer until it runs out of water
Get out of your car and jog in circles around it, occasionally pausing and leaning on the surrounding cars to stretch your calf muscles
Get out of your car, shout "Taxi!" and then stand waiting for one.
Drive backwards and forwards in the space you have until your car runs out of petrol
Jump out of your car and shout "Everbody slow down! You're freaking me out!" (It's best to look really upset for this one)
Get out of your car, walk to the car in front of you and ask the driver if you can join them. Regardless of their response, get in the car and start talking about the most annoying subject you can think of until they kick you out. Repeat this process with every car in front of yours. When you reach the car at the front of the line, kick the driver out and drive off >
Ask the driver of each car if they want their windscreen washed for 20 KD If they do, reach in and turn on their windscreen wipers .
Startplaying the theme from Mission Impossible and run between the cars, occasionally diving to the ground and rolling underneath them. When the song ends, casually walk back to your car and get in, acting as though it wasn't you
Sit on your head
If you have electric windows, wind the window up and down continuously, all the time watching it as if it's possessed
If you have an international radio, select a foreign channel like Chinese and listen carefully
Climb onto the roof of your car and start reading the newspaper to the cars behind you. If you don't have a newspaper, use your car's manual
Pretend you're Michael Schumacher (include sound effects)
Throw up, then blame it on the guy in front of you
Pretend you are a helicopter
Write a suicide note, randomly pick a car, give the note to the driver and then lie in front of their car
Snore
Sit calmly in your car and then act as if the car's been rear-ended (throw yourself about in the car) and then abuse the guy behind you and complain about the damage
Practice your opera singing
If you have a mobile phone, find a vehicle with a phone number on it and dial that number
Walk through the cars and laugh at anyone driving cars such as Volvos, etc
Get out of your car and run screaming from the giant alien spaceships that just began blowing up the nearby buidings
Turn off your air conditioning (if you have it!) and find another car that has it and share with the driver your theory of relativity
Drink plenty of fluids and then run through the cars asking each driver "can I use your toilet?"
Get out of your car, find a nearby phone booth, change into your superman costume and fly off into the sky
Let the air out of the tyres of the car next to yours, breathing it in as it comes out. Then try and blow it back up again
Get in the car next to yours, sneeze then get out
Using any object that even closely resembles a microphone, start interviewing the other drivers about an imaginary crime
Flick your headlights on & off
Pretend you're driving a monster truck and attempt to drive over all the cars in front of you.
See how many other cars your keys will unlock/start (Ra-1 u know what i mean)
Swap number plates with the car in front
If there is a limo nearby, ask them if you can watch TV with them. If they decline, then bend their TV antenna
Pick a fight with another driver, when he gets out of his car, lock the door, close it and run
Find some people having a domestic argument, watch them until they are finished, applaud, tell them how enjoyable watching them was and then go back to your car and try to re-enact it

LOL EMPRESS 3

posted by Empress @ 2:26 AM