The Sisterhood

Things to do in an Elevator

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Blow your nose and offeryour kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, all of you just shut UP! Whistle
Sell cookies.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Empress.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
Do Yoga exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, motion sickness!
continually push the buttons.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
Start a sing-along.
Play the harmonica.
Say Ding! at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
Blow bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.

LOOOOOOOOOL nihahaa EMPRESS 3

posted by Empress @ 2:45 AM